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Insane Man Breaks In A Home And Fix Himself Chicken Nuggets

03/15/2018 by The Doctor Of Common Sense

Insane Man Breaks In A Home And Fix Himself Chicken Nuggets

 

They should have beaten him with a baseball bat. BTW he looks to be 41 not 21.

 

He is the chicken nugget bandit.

 

 

A Minnesota man broke into a home early Saturday morning and cooked himself “children’s chicken nuggets” before police arrived and took him into custody, according to a court filing.

Investigators say that Dylan Bradley Madden, 21, entered a Mankato home though an unlocked garage door around 2 AM. The residence was occupied at the time by a woman and her two juvenile children.

Madden, seen above, found his way to the kitchen, where he cooked the chicken nuggets and got himself a drink. The homeowner, who confronted Madden inside the residence, told police that the intruder appeared inebriated.

A subsequent breath test recorded Madden’s blood alcohol content at .10, just above the .08 limit. Madden, cops noted, “did not appear to be intoxicated to the point of not being able to make conscious decisions.”

Madden was arrested on a felony burglary charge in connection with his quest for a post-midnight snack.

Madden’s rap sheet includes a 2016 felony conviction for which he was sentenced to five years probation. He violated terms of his release last year, but court records do not indicate what additional punishment may have been levied against Madden.

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/chicken-nuggets-burglar-279503

Filed Under: Above The Law, Common Sense Nation, Crazy Liberals, Crazy Stories Tagged With: Common Sense Nation, Crazy Liberals, Crazy Stories, drunk Idiot Breaks In House, Drunk Man, What The Hell?, WTF?

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  1. Carol Bell says

    03/21/2018 at 5:13 am

    My, MY, what is going to happen next? While if that is all that happened, everyone should be glad.

    But MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT EVEN HAVE A PEACEFUL DINNER IN YOUR OWN HOUSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

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