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Men’s Cuddling Group Proves That The Gay Mafia Has Taken Over


What The Hell Have We Become?

An outlandish group of men in Pennsylvania meet for “platonic cuddling” twice a month, offering a fascinating view into the psyche of the beta male.

The bizarre “Men’s Therapeutic Cuddle Group” in Northwest Philadelphia offers highly structured male-only cuddle sessions, with “‘safe touch’ boundaries,” and only “non-sexual cuddling,” including such male-on-male action as the “motorcycle style”, the “cuddle train”, “hand holding”, and the classic “hair or beard stroking” among other methods of exciting male-only contact.

According to the event organizers, these acts allow men to experience “‘the three A’s’; Acceptance, Affirmation, and Affection,” in a safe environment.

Men are invited “to participate regardless of your religious beliefs, marital status, or sexual orientation,” though attendees are reminded to keep fully clothed throughout the cuddling sessions.

Men are also encouraged “to cuddle with a man who may carry the energy of their father, a brother, or the jock who may not have affirmed them in High School.”

Philly.com reports that the group also exists to challenge “toxic masculinity” through its cuddling sessions.

The website reported:

At a time when traditional ideas of manhood are facing scrutiny and such terms as toxic masculinity are becoming more widely known through the MeToo movement, the group aims to provide new ways for men to express themselves.

“So often, we’re taught that to be an emotional stoic is the mark of manhood,” said Scott Turner, a 46-year-old interior designer and cofounder of the group. “If you show any emotional weakness or vulnerability, that’s a failure to your title of a man.”

But “if we expect men to be emotionally sensitive to the needs of others, they first need to be able to build an emotional vocabulary,” he said.

The article also reveals that the men have reached new levels of intimacy, as many men now consider the relationships they formed with other attendees to be closer than that of siblings or a father and son relationship.

One attendee’s family even calls an older cuddler “grandpa.”

‘Men’s Therapeutic Cuddle Group’ Offers Beta Males Opportunity for Human Contact

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Drunk Woman Bites The Nose Off Of Another Woman Because She Was Ask To Leave Party.

Alcohol drives some people insane.

 

 

An unhinged Texas boozehound allegedly chomped off and swallowed a woman’s nose — because she was infuriated when she was asked to leave an after party, according to a report.

“All I [can] remember is the taste of blood in my mouth,” the victim, Tatiana, told the ABC affiliateKTRK-TV. “I was screaming, like, ‘I don’t have a nose! I’m 28 years old and I don’t have a nose anymore!’”

Jessica Collins, 41, of Conroe — who is shown in a mug shot with blood on her chin — was guzzling drinks at a bar with Tatiana and mutual friends on Thursday night, according to the Star-Telegram.com.

Afterward, the women went to Tatiana’s home near Houston, where Collins demanded more booze and cigarettes, the station reported.

But when Tatiana refused to pour her another drink and asked her to leave, Collins flipped out. She allegedly pounced on Tatiana, pulled her to the floor by her hair — and severed her schnoz with her teeth, the station reported.

“I didn’t have time to react, to push her away. I think I was trying to fight back, but I couldn’t,” said Tatiana.

She passed out from the pain — and didn’t realize her nose was gone until she awoke later in an ambulance. Collins had eaten it during the brawl, according to the station.

Tatiana now needs urgent plastic surgery but doesn’t have health insurance, she said.

Collins was charged with assault causing bodily injury and released from jail on a $1,000 bond Monday.
https://nypost.com/2018/07/17/partygoer-bites-off-womans-nose-after-being-asked-to-leave/

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A Non-Negro Student Upset At Columbia Because A Professor Said Negro During A 60’s Lesson

She Is Not A Negro But Was Offended By The Term Negro.

 

 

A Columbia University student publicly complained about her professor using the word “Negro,” even though he said it in a lesson about 1960s America.

The Columbia Daily Spector ran a storyThursday about what happens “when professors make racially insensitive remarks.” The paper cited a complaint by student Maria Fernanda Martinez of a perceived “microagression.” Martinez said her professor told the class it was appropriate to use the term “Negro” when discussing the 1960’s, a time when that was the politically correct term for African-Americans.

“Martinez, troubled by these comments, sent her professor an email after class, including links to resources about why using the term is offensive, but said she saw no real change in her professor’s approach to teaching the material,” the Spector reported.

“I didn’t pay attention in class after that,” Martinez said.

The Spector reported Martinez, nevertheless, didn’t report the instance “because she felt that his comments were ill-informed rather than targeted at her.”

But in an email to the Spector, Professor Todd Gitlin defended the educational use of the word. “It is in fact true, a matter of historical record, that African Americans in the ’50s and ’60s wanted to be called ‘Negroes.’ Denying that practice would be a falsification of history,” he wrote.

Gitlin is in a position to speak with some authority on the matter; he was president of the left-wing Students for Democratic Action at the height of the civil rights movement in the early 1960s.

In another instance highlighted by the paper, a student complained her English professor said the N-word when reading out loud from a book.

“It’s hard to continue on, not knowing if you are welcome in a space completely or [if] people have the knowledge to welcome you to a space,” she said.

 

http://freebeacon.com/issues/columbia-student-complains-about-professor-saying-negro-in-class-about-1960s/

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Insane Man Breaks In A Home And Fix Himself Chicken Nuggets

 

They should have beaten him with a baseball bat. BTW he looks to be 41 not 21.

 

He is the chicken nugget bandit.

 

 

A Minnesota man broke into a home early Saturday morning and cooked himself “children’s chicken nuggets” before police arrived and took him into custody, according to a court filing.

Investigators say that Dylan Bradley Madden, 21, entered a Mankato home though an unlocked garage door around 2 AM. The residence was occupied at the time by a woman and her two juvenile children.

Madden, seen above, found his way to the kitchen, where he cooked the chicken nuggets and got himself a drink. The homeowner, who confronted Madden inside the residence, told police that the intruder appeared inebriated.

A subsequent breath test recorded Madden’s blood alcohol content at .10, just above the .08 limit. Madden, cops noted, “did not appear to be intoxicated to the point of not being able to make conscious decisions.”

Madden was arrested on a felony burglary charge in connection with his quest for a post-midnight snack.

Madden’s rap sheet includes a 2016 felony conviction for which he was sentenced to five years probation. He violated terms of his release last year, but court records do not indicate what additional punishment may have been levied against Madden.

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/chicken-nuggets-burglar-279503