The Great Bull Dyke Labesian Goon Contest
IN SEARCH OF THE WORLD’S GREATEST GOON
Rules for Entry:
Send video(s) and/or photo(s) of a goon, labesian or bull dyke with your name and contact information to firstname.lastname@example.org
You can enter a picture you find online, but it has to be an unknown non-celebrity person.
Do NOT confront the goon. ET Williams and the Common Sense Nation will not be held responsible for any injury if you confront a goon. You will get your ass beat.
Final Four will be announced by judges and then Common Sense Nation will vote on the winner. DEADLINE TO SUBMIT IS MARCH 1, WHEN WE ANNOUNCE THE FINAL FOUR. WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 2017
What is a goon: a woman who thinks she’s a man and is unattractive by any heterosexual standard.
Hints: if she give you dap or a fist bump, she is a goon.
If she has a wallet with a chain on it, she is a goon.
If she sits with her legs open, she is a goon.
If she wears Dickie’s khaki pants or birkenstocks, she is a goon.
If she has a buzz cut, she is a goon.
If you have to fight her like you fight a man, she is a goon.
(1) Donald Trump
(2) Hillary Clinton
(3) Mac Daddy Ice
Prize: A heavyweight championship goon belt, previously owned by Sally Kohn and Dean Hutton.
Recommended Goon Locations:
Walmart, Future Farmers of America (FFA), ROTC, auto mechanic shops, Krispy Kreme, late night at Denny’s, any all-you-can-eat-buffet, swap meets, county fair, tractor pull, etc.
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