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Shitting Donkey Keychain

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 11 customer ratings
(11 customer reviews)


Get the Doctor’s Donkey AKA “The Shitting Donkey” keychain! As Seen on YouTube!


11 reviews for Shitting Donkey Keychain

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Mark Burns

    Brilliant,says it all, genious. A shame it couldnt have been around years ago.
    Keep up the good work DR. it makes my day to hear you slammin the libtards

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Terri Soucek

    I’d like to see some “Doctor of Common Sense” T-shirts, sweatshirts for sale. Also, can put “CommonSense.Net on them.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Alex P. (verified owner)

    A wonderful possession. Looking forward to offending liberals since I have acquired this keychain. Hope to see some common sense prescription coffee mugs like back in the day on the “usecommonsensedamit” site!

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Ray Sandoval

    Yes a Dr of common sense TShirt would be cool to have. On the top you have ” the Doctor is in ” then your face with your cool sunglasses and under your image the words “The Doctor of common sense ” and on the back or the sleeve your web site. I’d pay $20 for something like that .

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Carol Bell

    I’d rather have the figurine where Michelle was riding the donkey. It looks like Michelle is much too heavy for it.

    4 of 5 stars

  6. Rated 5 out of 5


    I am supporting you through this ordeal. It only makes sense. Love your videos.

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    Bruce Karp

    Your a good man. I love watching your clips. You take the news and project it in such a great way that it’s genius. I wish you and your entire family great health.

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jay Onyx

    Donkey with Michelle in football helmet would be a riot. Like to see T-Shirt with “DR of Commonsense” on it. Red baseball cap & mug also. Stay strong. They are losing. Adult spoiled children. When limits are finally firmly set, rotten children esculate to wild levels before defeated. Cranked up you must stay the course until they reach defeat.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    Karon Suits

    Thanks for saying it like it is and for not backing down. If NFL fans don’t the get your message by now it is probably because they have been sitting under the S_ _ _ _ _ _ _g dumb ass donkey so long they can’t tell s_ _ _t from tootsie rolls.

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Stephanie Snyders

    I purchased about five of these with the intention of giving them away to random people I have impromptu political conversations with. To date I have gifted all but one. It’s bittersweet as I’m about to give my last shitting donkey keychain up to my newest romantic interest who enjoys relaxing on park benches, bloviating, and making fun of liberals with me. Democrats need their safe spaces when they feel nervous and triggered. Not this chick! Thanks to the Good Doctor’s innovative and practical shitting donkey keychain, I can distract myself from idiotic liberal banter by squeezing the bullshit from the donkey’s asshole (OVER and OVER and OVER again ad infinitum) as a healthy and environmentally friendly alternative to ingesting snickers bars, being a vocal liberal spewing hot carbon gassed out his or her ass, or purchasing adult coloring books (loggers have to cut down lots of trees to manufacture those coloring books). God Bless you ET Williams! Your product is very effective, practical, and discreet. I appreciate all you do and tell! Keep on fighting the good fight and telling the truth, man. Unlike most commentators today, you actually know what you’re talking about and you speak in a language that average citizens can understand you. I adore your work. The product is great as well. The folks to whom I’ve gifted this clever product and I all treasure and cherish our shitting donkey key chains! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    Stephanie Snyders

    Dear Good Doctor,

    Can you please edit my review to eliminate the grammatical errors I just noticed upon submittal? There are two that stand out to me. One “my newest romantic interest MAKES (not make) fun of liberals with me. Number two is closer to the top… I put that I was giving away shirting donkey keychains. My intent was for this statement to say SHITTING donkey keychains. If you don’t mind correcting these two small errors for me, I will be eternally grateful! Thank you sir! Keep on trudging! You were born for this fight! I am forever appreciative. Love, Stephanie

    • commonsense

      I did it and thanks Stephanie.


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